About Me

I really am an irrelevant, unoriginal ass, so I figured I would give you all a bit of boring information about myself. I expect this part of the site to have the least amount of hits, and I will only add that to my low self esteem. You FUCKS!

Well, my real name, for the many of you that don't know it, is Erik. I'm known by a variety of names in which I answer to, such as Sonic, Mini-Berns, The Jew (even though I'm not Jewish.. don't ask), and that chubby half-retarded looking guy... Which is something I was really called. Fucking awesome.

I'm 21, and from the Bronx. I go to school at Hofstra University, where I am studying Business Management. I don't know what business I will manage, seeing how I can't even manage the life of myself and my two kittens. This will be interesting.

I have a girlfriend, many will call me an overachiever. I call myself a guy who's good at keeping his girlfriend on the loopy pills to keep her with me. We deal with a long distance relationship. Boy, that's fun. But I love her to death, and there is nothing in the universe that is more important to me than her. Whatever she's done, she keeps me faithful, and I'm happy I am with her.

I love baseball and football. More so, I love the Yankees and the Jets. I collect sports memorbilia. I have a growing collection of autographed baseballs, including Whitey Ford, Yogi Berra, Dave Winfield, Hank Aaron, Rolle Fingers, and Phil Rizzuto. I also have an awesome autographed hockey stick by Mark Messier. That's a badass stick.

I am a computer nerd. I use Photoshop a lot. I like to learn new things with computers, and I have been holding a job that helps me work with them for the past 3 years. And I work at school. I never leave. It's great to work with something I like, and stinks that I am always at school.

I am a huge fan of Opie & Anthony, and I am a fan of a lot of comedians. Names that come to mind are Jim Norton, Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Rich Vos, and Andrew "Dice" Clay. There's a few more that I like, but I just didn't feel like mentioning them. These are my absolute favorites, though.

My favorite movies are Super Troopers, Raging Bull, and Spaceballs. They are the three greatest movies of all time. Don't argue with me. You'll lose.

I am absolutely addicted to Ultima Online. It's fucking crack. I don't know why I love it so much, but I do. It's grand. Find some links for it in the Affiliates section.

I suppose that is all I really have to bring to the table right now. When I think of stuff, I'll be sure to add it. But for now, that is all I really have. So.. if you actually sat through and read this, you're a badass. If you didn't.. You're not reading this right now... so HAHAHA! GO FUCK YOURSELF, PAL! And I told Elsa no one would read this because I am a total bore with nothing cool to say. So again.. I WIN!