Affiliates:
This is where I will shamelessly plug other websites that I love to frequent, in hopes that they too will link me back, and my ultimate plan of people taking notice of me and giving me money will eventually take place. MUWAHAHAHA! Okay, I'm not gonna get any money. That's fine. But fuck! At least a blowjob!

Promotions & Stuff

If you couldn't read the word.. That's Chikara's online home! W00t! You can find bios of all your favorite silly characters, and those equally as scary ones... Like Darkness Crabtree. Don't get caught on his lawn, sonny.. Or he's gonna spray the hose on you!

Combat Zone Wrestling - Perhaps I don't take pictures there. But you can always find me there, helping out with the Smart Mark folks, or helping that sound guy with arms that look like a starving Somolian's. Sabato > All.

Don't act like you don't know who they are! They're badasses, and they have badass tapes for you to buy. So buy them tapes and DVDs... Fuckers!

The newest mockery of professional wrestling. How I love me the ISW. You can pick up their DVD of their first show "One Hit Wonder?!" now. For all information, please visit their site. I highly suggest it. They're like a version of CHIKARA's wackyness, but just in half-French. Lots of fun to be at and to watch.

Pretty darned badass site here. They got profiles on just about every wrestler that ever laced up a pair. And hey! They use my pics now. Pretty fucking cool of them, if you ask me. HEY! I'M GETTING RECOGNITION! So drop in and check out what they got. It's mind blowing to see how much stuff they have.

People I Mark Out To, So I post their links Here

Run by my friend Elsa and her friend Seska Lee, they preform a striptease with a somewhat modern twist. Elsa owns all, and I suggest you go to the site IMMEDIATELY! And go to her badass shows, you fucks!

You've seen him before, snapping pics at CZW, among other places. He does it all. Lighting, pictures, tattoos, and piercing. He's Whacks, and he's a badass. Very cool guy to talk to, and a real pisser to stand next to during a show as he just tries to make you laugh all through it. Cool ass dude.

Pure Filth Clothing, the home of the most offensive t-shirts that you'll ever spend your drug money on. Based in Canada, they offer some really fucking cool stuff. So I would go over there, and buy some shit. I'm ready to spend my future kids' college funds on the site.

Sites I Frequent

CZWFans - I don't really go here, or post here for that matter, but I DO shamelessly self promote my shit here every time I have new stuff to add to the mix. Oh.. I also go there for news, oddly enough. I <3 BarrMark... Oh yeah.. Wigsplitta owns your mom.

FARK - If you don't know.. now you know. Majorty of my goofy news comes from here. They're a badass site, with some funny Photoshop contests that make me get closer and closer to being fired everytime I look at them at work because I am so busy laughing my balls off.

Opie And Anthony - Fucking best radio show on XM Satellite Radio. I enjoy them quite a bit, and you will too as soon as you go to their site.

Games I Play

My E-Fed, the HPWF - If you look at the bottom of the page.. 1997.. I started in this e-fed... In 1997. I am the definition of a nerd, geek, mark, whatever. And to settle the argument of who was the biggest internet nerd between me, Jigsaw, and Eddie Kingston.. I won by saying "I PRETEND TO BE A WRESTLER IN AN E-FED FOR FAKE TITLE BELTS!" I got lots of laughs, but inside.. I cried. Cried for help... Please join my fed and make me internet popular! =P

Defiance UO Shard - Okay, I play too many video games. This is just one of them. For some reason, it's my favorite. One of the first MMORPG's.. Ultima Online. In the downloads section you can download the full game, and the client launcher so that you too can play. You can find me somewhere in the game. My username is ErikWallace. Come see me... PK me. I do nothing.

Do you wanna link me?! FINE!

Okay fuckers, just in case you feel like you want to return the link to me... OR if you'd like me to provide a link to your page, just take oen of these here little link banners, and then drop me an e-mail at this address. I will be sure to reciprocate. Anyways.. here are your banners, please do not directly link to them. Save them to your own site, ya cheap fucks!

468x64 banner.

100x35 banner.

One of the two should work fine. So.. just let me know if you're linking me, so I can hook you up!